party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
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