Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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