Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
You're like the curious george of whores
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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