Why does Corona taste like a burp?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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