He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
Randomize
