we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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