Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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