I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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