Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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