i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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