i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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