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i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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