Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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