their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
wanna go halves on a baby?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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