Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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