I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
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