I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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