Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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