Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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