I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize
