Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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