"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
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