No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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