im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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