i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
no you cant smoke seaweed
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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