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(917): View more from New York City

sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though

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(641): View more from Iowa

I met the friendliest cop last night

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(229): View more from Georgia

my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore

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(816): View more from Missouri

I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot

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(320): View more from Minnesota

For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.

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(614): View more from Ohio

I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from

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