I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
