Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
being pregnant is like rehab
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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