They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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