Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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