speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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