no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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