god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Randomize
