I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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