We need to rekindle our bromance
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Randomize
