So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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