so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Randomize
