these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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