There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
Randomize
