do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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