in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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