YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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