Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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