when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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