I looked at my own cervix.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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