Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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