How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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