We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
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