You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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