i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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