Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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