im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
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