If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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