dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Randomize
