windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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